I am just relaxing with the classic hits of the Vengaboys tonight. Nobody is here to judge. "Whoa! We're going to eat pizza!" 3 months ago
I saw a cow at the beach today! I truly did. It was waiting for the ferry*. *speculation 3 months ago
And it has a pocket/pouch on the front! Make that EVERY summer 3 months ago
I'm breaking in the new snuggle slanket. Yep, this is comfort. I'm making it my signature garment of the Summer! 3 months ago
*sips glass of white vinegar and soda* 4 months ago
Why am I only being told that you can easily dissolve the messy morasses on hairbrushes in a vinegar solution today? 4 months ago
No more taking dirty dishes into the shower. That era has ended. 4 months ago
Come back in another eight months for more, folks! 4 months ago
"What's a demonstrative pronoun?" "Oh, you know, this and that." 4 months ago
What titles were ultimately rejected? Epistles of Gristle? Folios of Phlegm? Periodicals of Pus? Jotters of Jejunum? Volumes of Vomit? #fb12 months ago
I've been reflecting back on the unforgettable summer of 2004 that I read Clive Barker's 'Books of Blood' and wondering some things. #fb12 months ago
Somewhere in Melbourne tonight, a public recital of The Mill on the Floss was dramatically improved by timely flooding (it was cancelled) 1 year ago
Why can I never correctly judge the floss length needed when it's flossin' time? Oh. My freakishly immense maw, that's why. Silly to ask. 1 year ago
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